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Re: Joke thread...
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2011, 04:43:06 PM »

Or more like it's due to me being really sleepy that i didn't even notice u are using numbering XD

Anyway,I found this.So it's not mine

So this pirate walks into a bar, his old favorite - although he hasn't been there in a while. Immediately the bartender notices him and says "Haven't seen ya in a while, where ya been? You look terrible!"

"Huh?" said the pirate, "What do you mean?"

"Oy, you've got a wooden leg! What happened?" said the bartender.

"Well," said the pirate, "Our ship was in a fierce sea battle, and me leg got hit by a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

"What about that hook? What happened to your hand?" again asked the bartender.

So the pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. Me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook... but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One fine day at sea a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in me damn eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit."

"It was me first day with the hook."

LoL that was funny xDD

fail as i dont have a facebook lol
ever heard of the pikachu joke, my friend told me once so random

how do u get a pikachu on a bus??

oh really? shouldve known that not all people here has that >_<
haha being an immature is fun so dont be sorry lmao
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« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2011, 03:51:57 PM »

In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins..
& it's 7:45 :O grin

But In Class,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for a while..
& It's Still 9:31 Sad grin

-- agree? Smiley)
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« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2011, 03:52:43 PM »

In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins..
& it's 7:45 :O grin

But In Class,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for a while..
& It's Still 9:31 Sad grin

-- agree? Smiley)

Hell yeah....I wonder why is it when we want time to fly faster,it go slower that we want it to be
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« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2011, 03:58:22 PM »

agree the time for fun always fly sooooooo fast  sad
but when you feel boring & you want the time to fly it does not move   shocked
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« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2011, 04:00:10 PM »

In a Confession...

Woman: Father forgive me for i have sinned...

Priest: Why? what have you done wrong?

Woman: Father, everytime i hear a guy say bad words, i cant stop myself from making love with him. oh im such a sinful woman...

Priest: Bloody Hell! are you f*ckin Serious!?


>_< the priest has ulterior motives hahahaha
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« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2011, 12:15:39 AM »

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« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2011, 12:32:04 AM »

Some jokes in my childhood, although they're toooooo corny..

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« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2011, 05:04:12 AM »











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« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2011, 06:28:52 AM »

That Jack sparrow stuff is hilarious XD

As expected from 4chan users
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« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2011, 01:16:47 PM »

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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2011, 02:38:20 AM »

LOL

thats really some nice pics sop-san cheesy

thanks for makign my day with laugh xD
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« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2011, 09:09:03 PM »

 shocked


 cheesy

 

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« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2011, 02:42:43 PM »

5 things to make your day Unique

1. Sell your cellphone and buy it again..
2. Go home while playing hide & seek with your friends..
3. Bite your sister/brother and cry before they cry..
4. Give your wallet to a bystander and shout "Hold-up!!"
5. Play jack & pon against yourself in front of a mirror and don't give in until you win

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« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2011, 10:44:21 PM »

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« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2011, 02:00:46 AM »

 Sardar Jokes(sardar's are people from the Sikh religion in India known for their over powerful brains).


Wrong number.


A sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he
dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,“Abey saale!(*Idiot)

Get me a coffee
quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve dialed
the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”



Man on phone

“No”, replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”

The sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking
to, you fool?”

“No”, replied the Managing Director.

“Good!”, replied the sardarji and put down the phone!
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